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Joke of the Day

"China has blocked Twitter. Now 1.3 billion people will have no idea what I'm having for lunch."

"I told my daughter we might be getting a blizzard and she asked for one with Reese's pieces"

"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse!"

"Free Willy.....Again?!?!?! Why da phuq! Did they have to ""free Willy"" so many f***ing times?!?!"

"What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch? Tim Tebow"

"What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you."

"Why do teenage girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"What do mentally retarded parents give their kids? Hand me Downs."

"The first modern porno was invented in 1648 by Jacoby Porno who thought people should have something to look at while they jacked off[1][2]"

"Every ghost story ever I walked into my house, and fell asleep. It was then, 3 hours later, I woke up and realized... I don't have a house"