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Joke of the Day

"there're two reasons why i wear a diaper for 1 & 2"

"What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire? A scarfish"

"My mom called and gave me the weekly weather report. I can't wait to do this to my kids."

"Let me make this simple, I want to be invited but I don't want to go."

"Yo momma's so mean she has no standard deviation"

"Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it."

"How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb? Is dark. Bulb is potato."

"In an English class... Teacher: David, give me a sentence starting with ""I."" David: I is... Teacher: No, David. You must always say ""I am."" David: Oh right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

"Some Days I Wake Up Grumpy Some days I let him sleep."

"Did you hear about the gay Irish Dentists? Ben Dover and Phil Mcavity!"