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"A blonde joke... Donald Trump."

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"[Dark] What is a Muslims favourite phone? Galaxy Note 7 (Exploding Variant) Just kidding it's an iPhone, you racist fuck. This joke has probably already been said before, so please up-vote."
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"Waxing Q: Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing? A: Because it was a total rip-off."