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Joke of the Day
"What sound does a bomb make before it goes off? allahu ackbar!!"
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"What is the most important factor in China's future? Euthanasia."
"Oh cool this dress has pockets to keep my snacks in"
"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because it'd look bloody stupid with six inches."
"When writing a resume, it's much more valuable to say you are an expert at ""replicate and repurpose functionality"" than ""copy and paste."""
"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX? Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees."
"You know, I just love whiteboards... They're remarkable."
"I went camping with a bunch of supermodels once. It was pretty in tents."
"Bacon: Toast, great tan! Eggs: Ham, you smell good! Ham: Thank you Eggs, you too! Toast: Bacon, you're awesome bro! -complementary breakfast"
"What rhymes with Orange? No it doesn't."