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Joke of the Day
"i was dating a hot air balloonist at least she let me down gently"
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"I caught a fish and let slip I was going to eat him He was gutted"
"Three nuns are sitting in the park... ...when a man comes up and flashes them. The first nun has a second stroke, the second nun has a stroke, but the third couldn't quite reach it."
"3yo: I want to help! Me: You can help by being quiet. 3yo: Me: 3yo: I want to help in a different way!!!"
"How do you organize a space party? You planet."
"The cool thing about shaving all my pubes off is that I get to see exactly what my penis looked like when I was first born."
"Benedict Arnold's boy pointed out the front window ...and pointed at a maple. ""Look daddy, a bush,"" he said excitedly. ""That's not a bush,"" Benedict replied, ""that's a tree son."""
"What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names"
"How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram!"
"""You're not gonna get a quote out of me."" - Donald J. Trump ""Wrong."" - Donald J. Trump"