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Joke of the Day
"Ever since I became blind I never looked back... Or forward, or right, or left."
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"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? ...Dr. Dre"
"I like to make things awkward at family gatherings by walking up behind each person and whispering 'I know what you did last Christmas'"
"How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork."
"*walks up to cute teller at bank* Me: you wanna grab lunch some time? T: sir, I've seen your balance. M: yea, I was hoping you'd buy."
"FBI: I can't unlock my phone Genius: is that a fake mustache over your mustache? FBI into earpiece: Operation Twostache has been compromised"
"What's the difference betweens jews and Santa-Claus? Santa Claus comes down the chimney"
"A wise man learns from his mistakes. A wiser man learns from others' mistakes."
"why did the scarecrow get a promotion? he was outstanding in his field"
"Men are funnier than women Scientists say humor resides in the penis. I think this is true; people are always laughing when they see mine"