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Joke of the Day

"I really like that new Westworld show. But sex with robots makes me uncomfortable. Every time I try it - my nuts get pinched in her gearbox"

"What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's? A Friar"

"How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out? You can see the definition."

"What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th? *Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*"

"Blonde's Appendicitis A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, ""You have acute appendicitis."" The blonde says, ""That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."""

"I wouldn't say I never exercise... Occasionally, my nose runs."

"I'm no accountant but I'm thinking if you sold your Escalade, you could probably afford a lawnmower. Maybe even some paint for the house."

"Do you know why lions eat raw meat? Because lions don't know how to cook."

"What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been? Cantaloupe."

"Haters gonna hate, alligators gonna alligate"