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Joke of the Day

"I gave my 1yo a chocolate covered raisin. He chewed, paused, then gave me a look that told me he will never trust another human being again."

"What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?"

"What is the difference between a sock and a camera? A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos."

"What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English? Sorry, eh."

"what the black guy get on his SAT's? BBQ sauce"

"I used to have a weird affliction that caused me to alter all my Reddit posts to add the names of my favourite Frasier and Cheers actors but I'm over it now. Edit: Grammer"

"Lindsay Lohan's personal chef is just a pinata full of cocaine."

"Did anyone else go into Monsters, Inc. thinking it was going to be a movie about a really big sink?"

"Did you hear about the Polish bank robber? Tied up the safe and blew the guard."

"I'm sure there'll be some making distasteful jokes about Williams' death. How annoying for them that he would have thought of funnier ones."