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Joke of the Day
"How do black people tan? Holding their hands up"
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"What is today's best punch line? Paul christoforo"
"They say that 5 in 3 people are bad at fractions. Don't even get me started on the other half."
"3 biggest women lies :) 1. I will not change after marriage. 2. I forgive you. --- EDIT: 2. It's fine. I forgive you. 3. I am going shopping. I will be back in 30 minutes."
"Spain's king, Juan Carlos, has stepped down from the throne to make way for his son, who is more popular. Which, by the way, would be the worst ""Game of Thrones"" episode ever."
"My girlfriend broke up with me because she's lesbian today. She also decided she's a pescetarian."
"Those 'escape the room' adventures are so hot right now I'm going to start my own. Puzzles? Clues? Who said anything about those?"
"As a parent, I spend far too much time identifying what's stuck to the ceiling."
"A girl has taking home a very handsome guy... ... to spend the night. When he unzips she bursts out: - ""Oh! I've never been with a circumcised guy before"" - ""I'm not. This is just wear n' tear"""
"A Giraffe walks into a bar...... .... He looks at everyone and says: ""High Balls on me!"""