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Joke of the Day

"Q: What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light."

"What Operating System does a Redditor use? Fedora Linux!"

"Bert is walking with Albert through the park and says, ""I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."" Albert says, ""What's the name of his other leg?"""

"Did I tell you about my old girl friend with only one leg? Unfortunately we broke up. Turns out she leans both ways."

"You know how you can tell that your wife is a slob? When you go to piss in the sink and it's still full of dirty dishes"

"There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!"

"I just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven when I take a nap."

"Why Donald Trump might win the election but resign on the first day? He finds out he has to move in to a small house in a black neighborhood!"

"Boss told me to glue 2 pieces of wood together Totally nailed it"

"Why are black people so good at jumping? As developing children their knee grows."