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Joke of the Day
"Ur mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at sea world."
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"Why was the geologist hungry? He had a large Apatite."
"Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder."
"How Do U Kill A Retard? Give him a knife and say ""who's special?"""
"How do you know an Asian broke into your home? The computer's upgraded, the cat is missing and they're still trying to back the fuck outta the driveway."
"Boss: I'm sorry but we have to let you go. Me: Really? That's not what these pics of you and your secretary said. They said I need a raise."
"Men are like old car tires. Balding full of hot air and it never hurts to have a spare."
"Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook not everyone wants to see you happy."
"Mathematical Humor It just doesn't add up."
"A comedian walks into a club and says the punchline."