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Joke of the Day

"I just hate elevator jokes. They're wrong on so many levels."

"What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off? A 15 yard penalty."

"in japan 2/3 population hava cataracts the other 1/3 have rincon continental"

"What type of fighting technique do amputees practice? Partial arts."

"what do asians do when they have an erection? they vote..."

"Thor isn't able to stay in hiding long He's not a very loki guy (yeah, still a bit iffy on the wording)"

"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milk shakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients."

"What Did The Man With Leprosy Say To The Hooker? Keep the Tip."

"It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it"

"What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? ""What the Fuck!"" and ""What a Fuck!"""