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Joke of the Day
"If a hobbit were to bake a hairstyle, what would he make it out of? Frodo"
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"Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? A Hippo weighs 700lbs but a Zippos a little lighter"
"Aims at the heels, but hits the nose. What is it? A fart."
"[job interview] ""any questions?"" yeah is it Pets Mart or Pet Smart? ""ma'am this is a bank"" I know but you seem like a man with some answers"
"Two flies were dining on a turd.... One fly lifts up his leg and farts. The other fly says , "" Hey! I'm trying to eat over here!!!"""
"What's a terrorist's favorite type of game? An RPG"
"bleakest Russian joke i know ""children! Your father hanged himself for some peace and quiet, not so you could have a swing-set!"""
"What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago? Reddit Old"
"At the pharmacist A guy goes to a pharmacist and asks for a dozen condoms. The druggist asked "" Would you like a paper bag?"" The guy shakes his head and says ""Nah, she ain't that ugly."""
"What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind!"