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Joke of the Day

"If I lived in Gotham City I'd always be hinting I was Batman to get freebies. ""I'll get the bat-check. I mean regular check. Bat-thanks."""

"Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It's for people like you who're dead from the neck up!"

"My Cocaine Is So White Police Let It Go With A Warning"

"""I wasn't that drunk!"" Dude, you told my mom you're no weather man, but she can expect a couple inches tonight."

"you don't need to thank everyone on facebook for your birthday messages, they were not sincere."

"What happens when you sit on a grape? It gives out a little wine!"

"What does a sick bird need? Tweetment."

"There was a black out in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him."

"What questioned started the Holocaust? What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"

"When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say ""its extra is that ok?"" if u say its not ok they give it to u for free"