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Joke of the Day

"What are the magic words for making a spoiled asparagus edible? Impairagus Repairagus"

"I was more nervous than a whore in church to tell you this But your about as useless as tits on a nun"

"What did the mom say when she found out her son took an unexpected trip north? I don't like your latitude!"

"Another sad news on an international celebrity... Justin Bieber was found alive in her condo earlier today."

"A whale is having a conversation with its son. Son: ""Hey Dad, where did I come from?"" Dad: ""From my dick, son"" Son: ""Uhhh, thanks?"" Dad: ""You're whalecum"""

"Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ? Montana."

"The new fun way to tell if a celebrity is crazy is by how many times they delete and reactivate their Twitter account."

"Sex is like a game of cards. ....if you Dont have a good partner you better have a good hand!!!!"

"My GF begged me to stop singing Linkin Park I tried so hard."

"When people see you as a competition, you already won."