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Joke of the Day
"Women are like condoms... They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."
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"Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight' said Julie. 'It was but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind."
"Bad money What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny."
"I hope God rethinks his decision to allow an intern to run celebrity deaths in 2016."
"Black and White Black is a Color, White is a Color. They why Black and White TV is not a Color TV???"
"""Here taste this "" followed by a 32 minute speech on all the ingredients."
"(Spoilers) Ian McShane in GoT I guess that makes him Deadwood."
"ME: I've brought you a house-warming present ESKIMO: You idiot"
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"ME: I'd like to return a defective boomerang SHOPKEEPER: Ok. Where is it? ME: I have no idea"