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Joke of the Day

"I am exceedingly charismatic but I have trouble pronouncing words beginning with 'f' and 'th'..... ...... Can't say fairer than that."

"Kurt Cobain shot himself because he couldn't live with the guilt of drowning 18 babies to get 1 usable photo for an album cover."

"Why was the doctor stressed? He was losing his patients"

"I heard Monica lewinsky voted for Trump Just to fuck a Clinton one more time"

"How do you please an Amish woman? 3 Mennonite..."

"I'll never hire a monkey plumber off Reddit again! I told him my pipes were clogged up, he recommended a banana for scale."

"Did you hear about the Parisian who jumped off a bridge? He went in Seine."

"What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about? Is there a dog?"

"My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?"

"Fun Fact: It is annoying that some people think facts are fun."