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Joke of the Day

"A fire breaks out at a 70s themed party. The manager climbs the stage and says... Calm down, we don't want a Panic At the Disco! /r/panicatthedisco"

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits? Make it sew number 1!"

"My family doesn't get together a lot during the holidays. We see each other enough throughout the year at all the interventions."

"What's the mating call of a sorority girl? O My GOd! I am so drunk."

"A sad horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: ""Why the long face?"""

"The weather forecast is looking pretty bad over in Germany. There's a high chance of heil."

"Question about a song: Who is Phyllis Navi Daad and why are wishing her a Merry Christmas?"

"And for dinner... Mary had a little lamb."

"I hate when my tattoo guy asks if he can take pics for his website and then I wake up the next day realising I don't have any tattoos."