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Joke of the Day

"I can't even imagine how low the self esteem of fat, white women would be if skinny, black guys didn't exist."

"Origami was invented by a young Japanese child trying to hide his report card."

"I traded my brother for an old Game Boy game I'm still not sure what that old guy wanted him for."

"Some people are doing stuff with their lives!! Let's mock them."

"How does the moon cut his hair? 'Eclipse it."

"I'm not really a 'walk of shame' kind of girl. Im more of a 'put it back in my nightstand drawer when I'm finished & roll over' kind of girl"

"Q: What kind of printer does a pig use? A: An oinkjet."

"Whats the fastest way to a women's heart? A Knife"

"My ex sent me a text saying ""please delete my number..."" I sent one back saying ""who's this?"""

"Last month, I asked my dad if I could get a tattoo. He told me to get it somewhere that didn't matter, so I got it done in Oklahoma."