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Joke of the Day
"I traded my brother for an old Game Boy game I'm still not sure what that old guy wanted him for."
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"What do you get if you fuck someone in the ear? Hearing aids."
"There are always two ways to look at things. I prefer to look at them my way."
"I was trying to get the bubbles out of my screen protector and I accidentally bought a horse on eBay."
"YOLO doesn't work for cats."
"What happens if a politician takes a Viagra? He gets taller"
"Gender is like a dead Jew. Before we know it, there'll be six million of them."
"What do you call a droid who's never on time? BB-L8"
"My girlfriend said she doesn't mind what car she gets, as long as it gets her from A to B. Which I fully support. Her boobs are far too small."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes!"