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Joke of the Day

"My wife was getting freaky.. ... And she kept screaming 'Harder, Ryan!'. And that kind of made me mad, since my name is Leonard."

"Two fish are in a tank. . . One turns to the other and asks **""How do you drive this thing?""**"

"My friend asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange. I declined because I have Stranger Things to watch."

"What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal? Equatinos"

"Cow Joke What do cows watch in the theaters? moovie"

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun. A Roman-Catholic"

"I once paid to see a man eating chicken one hour and three buckets of KFC later i realized what i paid for."

"Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr."

"What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk? In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture."

"Quit my job a few years ago because my boss was an idiot. Now I'm self-employed. My boss is still an idiot."