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Joke of the Day
"Asking your stay-at-home wife what exactly she did all day is a fun way to bleed."
Next Joke
"I watched an entire movie with my daughter without checking Twitter once. I got this addiction beat. Now how do I stop the twitching?"
"This is the only way I know how to correctly use a semi-colon "
"Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I'm pretty? Cop: No Me: Because I'm on Twitter? Cop: No Me: Officer I can do this all day"
"a car just rolled by blasting the ""Duck Tales"" theme song so now I'm chasing after it and trying to catch up with my new best friend"
"What is the difference between feminists and Nazis? One group has a purpose and lots of support and the other is full of nagging women."
"That awkward moment when.. ...you show up to a feminist picnic and no one made sandwiches."
"What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room? (Zzzzip)"
"How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side."
"Why did the melons have a big wedding? Well, they cantaloupe"