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Joke of the Day
"I'm kind of clueless about pop culture. I thought ""Hogwarts"" was an STD"
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"How can you tell if a woman's had an orgasm? Who cares?"
"i was just roughed up by a hipster bully. he gave me a knuckle sandwich, but also offered a gluten free alternative"
"What's the definition of Necrophilia? The urge to pop a cold one."
"I would make a joke about your mother But cows are sacred in my country."
"Descriptivism is the right way of managing the English language, irregardless of what you think."
"What's the worst thing about being a transgender? Having the women inside of you telling you what to do."
"Don't forget when you're tanning nude in your backyard that someone is zooming in on you from google earth satellite. You're welcome."
"My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree."
"Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A: Play ball."