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Joke of the Day
"Autocorrect and I are so close, we finish each other's sentinels."
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"What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order."
"Ferguson joke. Too soon? Black guy walks into a bar in Ferguson. Says to the bartender, ""Give me a Michael Brown."" Bartender says ""Ok. Put up your hands."" the gave him six shots."
"Her: Why did you cancel your gym membership? Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with"
"Thinking about going as a prostitute for Halloween, but confused about at what point turning a trick becomes a treat."
"sometimes i watch online videos where people are so happy to see each other they make love naked"
"What's Jared Fogle's favorite weather? El nino."
"What's a golfer's favourite games console? A PS FOUR!"
"i got complimented on my driving earlier they left a note on the car saying parking fine"
"""My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!""said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her little brother.''Sophia Loren?'' ""No-spaghetti!''"