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Joke of the Day
"Your moms ass is like sensitive data... ...you gotta back dat shit up!"
Next Joke
"Boss: you spend a lot of time on your phone! Me: you spend too much time watching me. Don't you have work to do?"
"How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer? Dos"
"Why did the cows come back to the marijuana field? The pot was calling the cattle back"
"Me: I just stepped in dog shit, isn't that weird? Her: Not really Me: Ok, what if I told you I knew it was there?"
"Chris Hansen loses his job and has to get a new job as a cashier at Walmart ""Why don't you take a receipt?"""
"*yawns so wide a bird flies into mouth* *closes mouth* *looks around to see if anyone noticed* *swallows bird* *acts like nothing happened*"
"I've been drinking my urine for years, but NASA still refuses to let me be an astronaut. ""There's more to it than that"" they say. Whatever."
"What do you call a Chinese pilot? A pilot you racist!"
"Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds? Because he can't even."