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Joke of the Day

"Your body is a temple. Mine is a graveyard."

"The world loves Apple But Apple's CEO loves banana's"

"What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."

"""Are you pulling my leg?"" ""No, why?"" ""It just dropped off."" ""Well, don't wake it up."""

"How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him."

"Why was the ghost late to the halloween party? He had to take a sheet."

"I like my coffee like I like my men. Sweet and delicious and makes me feel awesome at first but then I feel like shit and end up sitting on the toilet regretting my life choices."

"I'm about two tissues away from shoving a tampon up my nose."

"Failed my biology test today They asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the correct answer."

"What do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows..."