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Joke of the Day

"The ex says he's come into some money and can finally ""take care"" of me. Wait...he's gonna have me killed isn't he?"

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"

"DR DOG: The vasectomy was a success. But until it's healed completely, you'll need to wear this *places cone around patient's neck*"

"Do you know why the Cybermen are the best Doctor Who characters? [deleted]"

"My mouth smells like a cave someone shoved a bunch of dead animals into, because that's what it is."

"You can just walk into a Blockbuster and take a shit on the floor now. It's not even illegal."

"I'm not Racist I love blacks, I think everyone should have one."

"Men are like floors... Lay them right the first time, and you can walk all over them."

"Have you heard the joke about the deaf guy? He hasn't."

"How do you comfort a grammar Nazi? ""...They're, their, there."""