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Joke of the Day
"If Pingu started a metal band... It would be called Slipnoot"
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"So I, (male) have a Girlfriend with a schoolgirl fantasy... The only problem is...I fell uncomfortable wearing the dress. Stole from the office. S3E21"
"What Did the Janitor Say When He Jumped Out of the Closet? ""Supplies!"" I'll see myself out"
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"Jesus take the wheel... Carlos, you take the stereo. I'll take look out"