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Joke of the Day

"Autocorrect is like the kid in class who got ONE right and now he won't stop raising his hand."

"The man asks ""Are you working hard today?"" Worker: Oh I'm working about as much they pay me...a little bit every 2 weeks"

"I visited a Blonde Doctor recently she diagnosed me with Insomnia. Don't worry she said it wasn't anything to lose sleep over."

"Racist marathoners only run 3Ks."

"Anyone have a lot of unused pregnancy tests? Hate to see all this pee go to waste."

"How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate? He claimed 47% of America as dependents."

"How was copper wire invented? two Jews were fighting over a penny"

"I went tonthe zoo and all they had was one small dog and an empty gorilla enclosure... It was a shotzu."

"What do male lawyers call a female barrister? A barista. Because she's only useful for getting coffee."

"The zoo only has one animal it's a shih tzu."