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Joke of the Day

"Why do Dale Earnhardt Sr fans hate Trump? Because Trump wants to build a wall... and a wall killed Dale Earnhardt."

"What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer? It's out of order."

"My dad told me never to explain fashion to Tommy, Hilfiger."

"I saw a black guy running down the street And he was carrying a TV. For a second I thought, *""hey, that looks like mine!""* but then I realized mine wears Adidas."

"And then the doctor says... Now, what did I do with my pen?"

"I am SO TIRED! I found out that my wife was the woman of my dreams..., I haven't slept in 3 years"

"*wears a tuxedo tshirt to interview as a joke* McDonald's Manager: Oh wow, are you from corporate?"

"Spell anaesthetize! Harry was sad when reddit was unaffected."

"The average Apple employee works 6 hours longer a day than an Apple battery."

"Going through the dealership lot with the salesman, pointing at every car and asking, ""what kinda robot does that one turn into?"""