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Joke of the Day

"Why do Dale Earnhardt Sr fans hate Trump? Because Trump wants to build a wall... and a wall killed Dale Earnhardt."

"Son just threatened to poke me in the 'belly butthole"". Pretty sure he meant belly button, but I'm on guard just in case."

"Did you hear about the 2 men who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months."

"How do really crazy people get through the forest? Via the psycho path."

"Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away? because fetch is not going to happen."

"This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess."

"I'm not going to make my daughter choose a religion, I'll explain the differences & when the time comes she can choose either Marvel or DC."

"Benefits of dating me: 1. You're the smart one"

"I am not a racist (Nsfw) Racism is a crime, crime is for black people. I don't mean to hurt anyones feelings! A coworker just told me this."

"*looks gift horse in the mouth Gift Horse: Hey, my eyes are up here."