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Joke of the Day

"Birds do it/Bees do it/Even educated fleas do it/Let's do it/Let's make people super nervous anytime we're in their personal space"

"""Knock knock."" ""Who is there?"" ""The pilot, open this damn door"""

"What do you call a gay quadriplegic? A tomato. It's a vegetable that's a fruit!"

"I don't know it Switzerland is a good country But the flag is a big plus."

"The only reason to have a second kid is if your first one doesn't get a lot of likes on Facebook."

"What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper? My debt."

"What kind of computer sings? A Dell."

"Q: What is a volcano? A: A mountain with the hiccups."

"""Hey mom can Kyle come over?"" mom: Kyle from your school or Kyle who is really bad at finishing other people's- [From outside] LOOFAS!"

"And the Oscar goes too.......... Prison."