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Joke of the Day
"Kid, are you a nuclear reactor? Because you're having a meltdown."
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"If 2 wrongs don't make a right, what do 2 rights make? An airplane."
"Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents."
"How Are A Prostitute And A Pirate Ship Alike? They're both full of seamen."
"Confucius say to quiet the herd One must shut the flock up"
"How are UFC and gay porn similar. Both involve sweaty men pounding eachother."
"My boss wrote accidently wrote ""Pantera"" instead of ""Panera"" and now I'm dressed really inappropriately for this business lunch."
"What would you call the Flintstones if they were black in 2015? The Flintstones."