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Joke of the Day
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife won't let him use socks anymore."
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"I decided to be a supervillan and kill people with puns. My supervillan name? The punisher."
"How Do You Create Artificial Intelligence? Dye a blonde's hair."
"What's the difference between having a boner and being cyberbullied? One is getting erect, and the other is getting e-wrecked."
"[Enters baby room late at night] *flicks switch* [baby's got a raccoon in a headlock] ""What the-"" DAD CLOSE THE DOOR THIS PUNK OWES ME MONEY"
"You're in a work meeting and your boss asks, ""Any questions?"" The answer is always, NO."
"What is McDonald's demolition service called? Quarter pounder."
"Laziness Level: I get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries"
"Damn bro, judging by your handshake I would hate to be your d*ck."
"Why was six afraid of the rhetorical question?"