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Joke of the Day
"June was sore. She scolded Ward Cleaver. ""You were awfully hard on the Beaver last night Ward!!"""
Next Joke
"How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just pass a law against light bulbs and then wonder why it's dark."
"No one wants to hear about anyone else's niece."
"I keep hearing ""Just be yourself"" from everyone. I didn't realize so many people want me to go to prison :("
"Customer: I'd like to try on that bathing suit in your front window. Saleswoman: I'm sorry, ma'am, but you'll have to use the dressing room."
"I asked my Sushi Chef what his favorite roll was. . he said payroll."
"Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer? She felt threatened by someone more malignant than herself"
"What do you call a Chinese billionaire? Cha Ching"
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog? Dr.Dre"
"A distracted man walks off a cliff while talking on his phone. He was sentenced to death."