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Joke of the Day

"Recent studies have shown that 5 out of 6 people enjoy gang rapes, and would be apart of one again."

"My career is in ruins. It's fucking great being an archaeologist."

"The developers of Apple Maps first big mistake was not calling it Mapples."

"did you hear about the kid who read a book about anti gravity? He just couldn't **put it down!**"

"What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...? Not knowing how to use a coathanger..."

"What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse? Brothel sprouts."

"I'm on the fence about Hitler On one hand he killed 6 million Jews. On the other hand he did kill Hitler"

"My friend asked me what I thought about Internet message boards. I said ""I'm all forum"""

"I feel bad every time I lie to Waze and say I'm the passenger when I'm really driving."

"What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !"