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Joke of the Day
"How do dogs save for retirement? With a Ruff IRA."
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"I will totally judge you based on your choice of breakfast cereal, you unfrosted weirdo."
"I got to know that there are 15 child molesters in my area... So why do we always have to meet at my place? (Credits: Anthony Jeselnik)"
"Note to self: Next time your migraine specialist asks ""How's your head?"" Don't reply with ""No man has ever complained."""
"What do you call a black woman on the moon? An astronaut."
"Sleepy pilot What did the tired pilot say to his crew? I think I'm gonna crash"
"A couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past."
"A drunk throws up on a dog.. And say.. ""Jesus I don't remember eating that !"""
"Making plans with a stoner is like having sex with a prostitute... ...They tell you they're coming, but you know it's a lie."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? The hell if I know..."