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Joke of the Day

"Cannibal (N.) ~ Someone who is fed up with people."

"I went to the gym today. Just kidding, I walked down the block and yelled at the neighbor kids for screaming while I'm trying to nap."

"""I love my cable company! Their customer service and pricing can't be beat! I'm glad I have no other options!"" said no one ever."

"Have you ever had sex in a tent? I have not, but I hear its fucking intense."

"If donald trump marries donald duck ,What will they name their child? Donald Dump"

"What do you call political yeti? Obamanable snowman"

"Hangovers only happen to people who stop drinking."

"What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A good start."

"Forget the fad diets, I'm gonna lose weight the old fashioned way - by not having enough money for food."

"What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough? No, I think I'd like some more-ay."