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Joke of the Day
"Just converted my savings to pesos and HOLY SHIT am I rich!!!!!!!!"
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"how did the ghost get to the hospital? in the amBOOlance"
"What is Brown and Runny? ...Usain Bolt"
"It's so hard explaining puns to kleptomaniacs they take things literally"
"Life's not about people who act true to your face. It's about people who remain true behind your back."
"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear"
"A fat guy walks into a bar [deleted]"
"Le dice una madre a su hijo ""Me ha dicho un pajarito que te drogas!""... El hijo responde: ""La que se debe estar drogando eres tu que andas hablando con pajaros"""
"I sent a text to my friend's mobile: ""Lost my contacts. Send me your number"". He replied with his name and number."
"A man walks up to a taxi -How much would it cost to drive me to the center? -5 bucks -What if my wife comes as well? -Still 5 bucks. -Do you see now honey. You ARE worthless."