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Joke of the Day

"How do you know your S&M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number."

"If NASA are ever going to send someone to mars to collect water samples, They're going to have to planet very carefully!"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Feminists can't change shit."

"It's pretty racist that Denzel Washington keeps getting typecasted as black men."

"A book fell on my head a moment ago... I can only blame my shelf."

"What does Charlie Sheen call his penis? The HIV shiv."

"What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand? Bury-toes. Hah hah"

"There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?'' Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"""

"A guy told me he wanted to go to a costume party dressed as an Italian island. I told him, ""Ah, don't be Sicily."""

"Hey waiters-I don't ever 'save room for dessert', I just stuff it in there and pray to God I don't have an accident."