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Joke of the Day
"How can you be so sad when you are so beautiful?"
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"My farmer buddy is so lazy. Even when we go to the bar, he only picks the low hanging fruit."
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"Reddit admins once ate a whole Pizza Hut."
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"Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: *adjusts beer helmet* no"
"Do you like raisin cookies?.. Then why don't you adopt one?!"
"Body by Oreos"
"Last night I had a nightmare that Ann Coulter died and came back to haunt me... ...she was a coultergeist"