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Joke of the Day
"Come a little closer so I can push you away. Women"
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"PS4/Xbox joke Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U"
"Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole ""light bulb"" thing."
"I like my coffee the way a cannibal likes his women. Boiled in a pot."
"How many mm^3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m? There is no dirt in the hole!"
"Sex! Of course you don't get it."
"What country can't be hacked? Madagascar, because all their ports are closed."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef"
"What did the mod say to the other? [deleted]"
"Fact: In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine. Fortunately, my wi-fi came back on just as I was filling the cup."