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Joke of the Day
"Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road? To get to the... *other* side."
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"What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him? No hard feelings."
"Q: Is Google a he or a she? A: A she, no doubt, because it wont let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas."
"My brothers first joke- How do you know God isn't black? Because it's not ""I is who I is"" My brother is 35..."
"*walks into a brothel* ""yes I'd like some broth"""
"I started working on my 2nd million this year... Gave up on the first..."
"ever notice how santa give rich kids better presents than poor kids. come on 8yr olds put your thinking caps on"
"I Like Long Walks on the Beach until the LSD wears off and it turns out I'm dragging a mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot"
"All I've learned from reading Yelp reviews is that everyone's a tiny little tyrant who thinks they're the most important person in the world"
"A pedophile chicken has sex with an egg... Obviously the chicken came first."