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Joke of the Day

"I knew a website with a lot of zelda stuff But I forgot the link."

"What do you call a molecule with the structure bunny-O-bunny? An Ether Bunny!"

"The three most important unwritten rules. 1. 2. 3."

"Therapist: ""I think you have a phobia of marriage. Do you know the symptoms?"" Me: ""I can't say I do."" Therapist: ""That's one of them."""

"*trains 1 million soldier ants* *gets carried to work*"

"It has been reported that listening to the band Queen links to giving you autism due to the high Mercury content."

"Guess who won't be winning world cup this year? Brazil."

"What do you call a Nazi's concealed weapon? Auschwitz blade!"

"Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with? An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus"

"*eats one piece of lettuce* checks for abs"