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Joke of the Day

"What does a gay mans penis taste like? Shit!"

"as a kid, there really wasn't anything I wanted to be when i grew up. and boy have i nailed it."

"Sorry, I just got your text. Do you still need a ride to the ER?"

"What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean? Amandeep trouble."

"Ran into the apple store and used their bathroom .... iPeed"

"Why did the horse run into the bar? He didn't jump high enough."

"What's the most important part of a terrorist joke? The execution. ( )"

"Technically When is a computer like a blonde? When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on."

"A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""

"So sad America ranks 25th in the world in math. But at least we're still in the top 10."