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Joke of the Day

"It's actually pretty tough to write a Reddit joke that insults Trump supporters. Because they probably can't read it."

"What do you call someone who's studied Old Norse literature and become an expert. Well edda-cated."

"The apocalypse is apparently signaled by trumpets... ...might have been a typo though, it could have been Trump/Pence"

"I heard that the president was poisoned, then cured. But the information is purely antidotal."

"Smiles from ear to ear. Wife: what are you smiling about? Our dog just took a giant dump in our neighbors yard Wife: God I love that dog."

"What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust Worse*"

"Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg? Because in France one egg is un oeuf."

"Don't get me started on trigonometry... I'll go on a tangent."

"The oldest joke in the world: ""How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?"" You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."

"Why did the hen win a Wild West duel between it and a Peacock? Hen shot first."