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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? His left ear, his right ear, and his wild frontier."

"3 guys walked into a bar... I was outside, i didn't see what happend..."

"The McRib is back. Because you're getting new underwear for Christmas anyway."

"A guy walks out from home... I bet you were waiting for a small line of text. Here ya go."

"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman decided to have a BBQ. The Englishmen brought some meat, the Irishman brought some whiskey and the Scotsman brought some dude from Aberdeen."

"Are your parents Laptop memory? Cause you are SO DIMM."

"Not to play the martyr, but I feel like the thousands of fruit flies in my kitchen should be more appreciative for all I have given them."

"What does a rabbi do when life gives him lemons? Makes hacidic jews"

"Glove modeling is a very stable career path... ... you are sure to get a hand job every day."

"I put some doughnuts, ice cream, and snickers bars in my blender for dessert tonight, so yeah-I juice."