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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? His left ear, his right ear, and his wild frontier."

"A priest, a pedophile, and a pervert walk into a bar And he orders a drink"

"ME: Do ghosts wear condoms DENTIST: How are you still awake"

"Did you know the Bible forbids sunbathing in Greece? That means it is a sin to go to Cos and get a tan."

"superheros and religion are alot more similar than you think Just a bunch people arguing whose fictional character is the best."

"If a dog has puppies in a public place, can they be arrested for littering?"

"What's the difference between a JCB and a giraffe Ones got hydraulics the other has high-bollocks"

"Sometimes love is like having one too many drinks....you feel so good that you don't notice you're making a fool of yourself."

"There were 2 goldfish in a tank One said to the other, ""you man the guns, I drive."""

"Five chickens leave Topeka traveling west at 25 mph. Please help me find them chickens. Those are my chickens."