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Joke of the Day

"Why is a pizza delivery guy like a gynecologist? They're allowed to smell it, but they get in trouble if they eat it. Teehee"

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"Why did Bill Clinton say NO to testosterone meds? He was afraid of ending up like Hillary."
"YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT."
"Why is the symbols row of my keyboard swearing at me"
"""just do it"" Nike is sponsoring a probation program. They provide T-shirts with the slogan "" just DON'T do it"""
"You can say what you want about pedophiles ...but at least they drive slowly around schools and playgrounds."
"A man walks into a bar The bartender says ""watch where you're going"""
"What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean? A lionfish"
"Looting has hit London's Covent Garden Specifically the new Apple Store. Police are looking for iWitnesses."
"Q: Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11? A: Elephants never forget."
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