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Joke of the Day
"I wouldn't give my brother up for anyone else... Because human trafficking is illegal."
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"""I really regret not taking up bow hunting"" I think as my neighbor fires up his chainsaw at first light."
"The only ghosts I'm afraid of are my google searches coming back to haunt me."
"Ah, I love self-deprecating humor. That's one more thing that won't love me back."
"One of the perks of being a woman is that no one can ever surprise you with a kid years later and tell you you're the mom."
"""Knock knock."" ""Who is there?"" ""The pilot, open this damn door"""
"My mom wants 3-D eye surgery to see 3-D movies without glasses. I told her they don't exist. She doesn't care. Operation's next Tuesday."
"Here's a mind bender my 8 year old son came up with: Why are trees green? For camouflage."
"What do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? A fruit roll up"
"In the recent news of Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds both passing away... ...Keith Richards, the guitarist for the Rolling Stones, has confirmed to still be alive."