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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? There's only one Bender in Futurama"
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"Did to hear about the guy who pretended to wash his hair with excrement? It was actually sham-poo. *thunderous applause*"
"Why are pedophiles so annoying? they're just fucking immature assholes"
"How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ? The latter represents people that win."
"One night stand I felt so bad about my one night stand. I think I'll buy another one for the other side of the bed."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A PILOT you racists!"
"What's a member of ISIS's favorite game? Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!"
"[I wake up next to a fishing net full of salmon] But that means... [Cut to fisherman at sea, with my dreamcatcher full of howling goblins]"
"Kisses are like real estate .... Location Location Location"
"Namast'ay Away from negative people."