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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the death of the Trilobites? An Epoch fail!"
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"me: God? God: yes my child me: I need help- God: ask and thou shall receive me: -moving into my new apt God: me: God: me: hello?"
"If the conversation gets too serious take your pants off."
"What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin"
"Did you hear about the Indian that drank 50 cups of Tea? He drowned in his Tea Pee."
"What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing? You can say sorry at a funeral."
"How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself? Wax off"
"My boyfriend wants to do it like three times a week-----together. He's so demanding!"
"Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes? Because they are humerus"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change."